“dyslexic man walks into a bra... 2. “I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it.… — Michael Hopkins Dog Copy Share Image
“To avoid confusion, the correct designation for twelve o'clock is 12 noon or 12 midnight. Alternatively, the twenty-four-hour-clock system may be used.… — Michael Hopkins Copy Share Image
“– It's impossible to say "good eye might" without sounding Australian.” — Michael Hopkins Copy Share Image
“ 3. The living years (Mike and the Mechanics) 2. Candle in the wind (Elton John)” — Michael Hopkins Life Copy Share Image
“- "You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do when you're… — Michael Hopkins Getting old Copy Share Image
“a little known fact that the tan became popular in what’s now known as the Bronze Age.” — Michael Hopkins Little Known Copy Share Image
“16. Love will tear us apart (Joy Division) 15. Ain't no sunshine (Bill Withers) 14. Sound of silence (Simon and Garfunkel) 13.… — Michael Hopkins Joy division Copy Share Image
“A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop… — Michael Hopkins Marriage Copy Share Image
“20. Everybody's got to learn sometimes (The Korgis) 19. Annie's song (John Denver) 18. Eleanor Rigby (The Beatles) 17. Leaving on a… — Michael Hopkins John Denver Copy Share Image
“Unless life also hands you sugar and water, your lemonade is going to suck.” — Michael Hopkins Life Copy Share Image
“Charity Begins At Home The expression "charity begins at home" is often used as a way of excusing ourselves from giving help… — Michael Hopkins Better person Copy Share Image
“human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells.… — Michael Hopkins Brain cells Copy Share Image
