Barrel Quote by J. P. Donleavy

When I die, I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. I wonder…

— J. P. Donleavy

How can I dispose of myself with it?

— Jane Austen

I could take a cemetery and make all the tombstones beer companies. There's a lot of craft beers that came and went. A lot…

— Jon Taffer

I don't want to have a gravestone. I want to have all my friends burn me and then snort the ashes. I think that's…

— Marilyn Manson

Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it.…

— Mark Twain

When I die, sprinkle my ashes over the 80's.

— David Lee Roth

If die I must, let me die drinking in an Inn.

— Walter Map

So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whiskey.

— W. C. Fields

When I die Dublin will be written in my heart.

— James Joyce

It's still possible to find pockets of old Dublin - but its becoming more and more rarified.

— Anjelica Huston

Do not let friars enter your wine cellars for fear they will bless every barrel and change the wine into blood.

— John Wycliffe

I'm a typical Irishman in that I only get home for weddings and funerals.

— Walter O'Brien