College drinking Quotes

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.

— Dave Moulton

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.

— Frank Zappa

College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink.

— Chuck Palahniuk

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.

— Benjamin Franklin

My advice to you... is to start drinking heavily.

— John Belushi