I mean, look, no matter how you feel about Bush, watching him speak is difficult. It's like- it's like watching a drunk… — Tucker Carlson Copy Share Image
“She shook her head with a sigh. “You talk like a drunk man walks: in every direction but where he be headed.”… — Terry Goodkind Copy Share Image
“Although a drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts, both the words and thoughts are usually muddled and destructive, as is generally… — Donna Goddard Copy Share Image
Imagination is like the drunk man who lost his watch and must get drunk again to find it. — Guy Davenport Copy Share Image
A very drunk man comes out of the bar And sees another very drunk man, He looks up in the sky and… — Troublemaker Copy Share Image
Drunk man:red solo cup you myyyy friend...zzzzz -----the next day---- hangover man: red solo cup you fuck...zzzz -----clean up day----- man: oh… — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
Alcohol make you drunk, man. It don't make you meditate, it just make you drunk. Herb is more a consciousness. — Bob Marley Copy Share Image
“98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren’t.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
“The wildly drunk man from the cabin next door to ours is in front of me in the crowd. He's so drunk… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“I know that I've lost something now because this keeps happening, and I feel as if this is all I ever come… — Peter Brown Hoffmeister Copy Share Image
A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drunk man get pulled over, officer says to the man have you been drinking?, the man slaps a beer label on his… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I observed with disillusioned clarity the despicable nonentity of the street; its porches; its window curtains; the drab clothes, the cupidity and… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
“A drunk man, staggering and mindless, must be led home by his son, so wet is his psyche... Water brings death to… — Heraclitus Copy Share Image
Drunk man get pulled over, the officer ask the man if hes been drinking he says no and slaps a beer label… — Unkknown Copy Share Image
It isn't chic for women to be drunk. Men drunks are more excusable, more easily absolved, but why? It must be thought… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
You talk like a drunk man walks: in every direction but where he be headed. — Terry Goodkind Copy Share Image
I don't say that the drunk man is the real man, and the sober man merely a shell. But you find out… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image