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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drunk man get pulled over, the officer ask the man if hes been drinking he says no and slaps a beer label on his… — Unkknown Copy Share Image
Drunk man get pulled over, officer says to the man have you been drinking?, the man slaps a beer label on his forhead and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The officer looked at her. “So, to recap, you carried a package of, you don’t know what, for a girl you’ve never seen before… — Alyssa Hall Copy Share Image
A woman's got as much right -and more cause - to get drunk than any man — Shelagh Delaney Copy Share Image
Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's much worse to see a woman drunk than a man: I don't know quite why this is true but it just is. Don't… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
Some people can handle alcohol. You know who you are. Some people can't handle alcohol. The police know who you are. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
No officer should be allowed to behave as if they are above the law just because they are responsible for upholding the law. Permitting… — Rahm Emanuel Copy Share Image
Im a bitch ? yeah maybe slightly but its because I know how to say fuck you politley — Author Name Copy Share Image
One day, perhaps, some idle tongue Mentions your name by accident: I feel as if a rose were flung Into the room, all hue… — Author Name Copy Share Image
If he cheats on you, he doesn't love you. If He flirts with another girl he doesn't love you. If he spends time with… — Author Name Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a zoo, but don't be mad, I'll be there to, not in… — Author Name Copy Share Image
I try to hate you but it never works. your stuck in my heart and you wont get out. — Author Name Copy Share Image
I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will… — Author Name Copy Share Image
Life is too short, enjoy it as much as you can while you still have it. — Author Name Copy Share Image
I mean, look, no matter how you feel about Bush, watching him speak is difficult. It's like- it's like watching a drunk man cross… — Tucker Carlson Copy Share Image
“She shook her head with a sigh. “You talk like a drunk man walks: in every direction but where he be headed.” She” — Terry Goodkind Copy Share Image
“Although a drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts, both the words and thoughts are usually muddled and destructive, as is generally the case… — Donna Goddard Copy Share Image
Imagination is like the drunk man who lost his watch and must get drunk again to find it. — Guy Davenport Copy Share Image
A very drunk man comes out of the bar And sees another very drunk man, He looks up in the sky and says, Is… — Troublemaker Copy Share Image
Drunk man:red solo cup you myyyy friend...zzzzz -----the next day---- hangover man: red solo cup you fuck...zzzz -----clean up day----- man: oh there another… — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
Alcohol make you drunk, man. It don't make you meditate, it just make you drunk. Herb is more a consciousness. — Bob Marley Copy Share Image
“98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren’t.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
