Being drunk Quote by Anonymous

A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells the man,

— Author Name

“Well met, soldiers,” she said. “Will you come inside and sit?” One of the women, tall, with hazel eyes and a powerful voice, spoke.…

— Kristin Cashore

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car.

— Reese Witherspoon

Drunk man get pulled over, officer says to the man have you been drinking?, the man slaps a beer label on his forhead and…

— Anonymous

“it swallows gas like a drunk, but a man who lets guilt ruin pleasure is the pincushion of fate.”

— Martin Cruz Smith

It's much worse to see a woman drunk than a man: I don't know quite why this is true but it just is. Don't…

— Christopher Hitchens

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.

— Frank Zappa

Imagination is like the drunk man who lost his watch and must get drunk again to find it.

— Guy Davenport

I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.

— Adrian Rogers

“A drunk man's words were a sobber man's thoughts”

— J. Lynn

“She shook her head with a sigh. “You talk like a drunk man walks: in every direction but where he be headed.” She”

— Terry Goodkind

“Although a drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts, both the words and thoughts are usually muddled and destructive, as is generally the case…

— Donna Goddard