Being drunk Quote by Anonymous

A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells the man,

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Drunk man get pulled over, the officer ask the man if hes been drinking he says no and slaps a beer label on his…

— Unkknown

Drunk man get pulled over, officer says to the man have you been drinking?, the man slaps a beer label on his forhead and…

— Anonymous

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle,…

— Syntific

3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again.…

— Meee

Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win!

— Anonymous

Police officer to a drunk Guy:How high are u? Drunk guy:no officer that's wrong English,y0u sh0uld say.........Hi! How are you?

— Melchor Lim

3 men were drunk,they stopped a taxi.The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it off &…

— Anonymous

A traffic policeman stops Sister Bridget for speeding. She pulls into the side of the road and winds down her window. The officer walks…

— Frank Carson

A woman tries to get all she can out of a man, and a man tries to get all he can into a woman.

— Isaac Goldberg

There's a bar on top of a really, really high building and it's very windy outside, so it is swaying back and forth. A…

— SUPERMAN

“The policeman comes : in his hand the weapon that has knocked down more malefactors than all the batons the bull's-eye. He strikes with…

— J.M. Barrie