Being drunk Quotes

Do you wonder too.?

— Anonymous

Wat the hell

— Clarissa

No officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!

— Anonymous

I hate being drunk when other people are not.

— Anonymous

Life is better when you are DRUNK

— Mixofinperfection

I m not drunk, m just intoxicated by u,,,

— Dudts

But wait guys, being drunk is cute right?

— Anonymous

I'm drunk and you're still ugly.

— Anonymous

Why is the rum always gone?.. - jack sparrow

— Jack Sparrow

I want some more Vodka again < 3

— She's_gone

Im not and alcoholic I'm a drunk (alcoholics go to meetings)

— Tamika-leeigh

Let's drink! When we get drunk, all is done,but when it's over,it will be the same…

— Gracesel Collado

I don't need to drink anymore because you not being there is what I was trying to run away from

— Anonymous

Not only can you fall off the floor, you can land face first on the ceiling.

— John Alejandro King

I would probably buy the iPhone5 if it kept me from drunk dialing my exes.

— Anonymous

Being drunk will never, ever, be an excuse for cheating.

— Anonymous

College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.

— Anonymous

Weekend forecast: Mostly drunk, with a chance of horny.

— Anonymous

Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.

— Anonymous

I can get drunk by your laughter, get high from your touch, But I'm worried I'll overdose on feelings and get hurt…

— Anonymous

I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know…

— Anonymous

No matter how drunk you actually get.. there's always that small part inside of you that knows EXACTLY what you're doing.

— Christine Ramkran

An Alcohol Will Preserve Anything But Not A Secret; People Have a Tendency To Talk Too Freely And Become Indiscreet When They…

— Pacifiersucker

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God mad a mistake. I mean, drunk people run stop signs, high people…

— Anonymous

You know you are drunk if you swerve to miss a tree than realize it is the air freshener hanging from your…

— Anonymous

I've spent the better part of the work day being drunk/hungover and I'm pretty sure I'm not fooling anyone with last night's…

— Anonymous

Someone you don't know:My birthday is today me: no way how old are you? [ walking away] some you don't know: 21…

— MrAwesome

Drunk text me. text me when the music is loud and there are girls dancing around you and youre not quite coherent…

— Anonymous

H. L Mencken's Dictionary of the American Language supplies a long list of slang terms for being drunk, but the Irish are…

— Bill Barich

It's because you aren't thinking very clearly tonight." "I know. Being Drunk is weird." "Oh my god. I love you so much.…

— Jessica Sorensen

When will some of these men learn that there is more to life than hustling, going back and forth to jail, smoking,…

— Deshawn Branch

I can make some calls. There is a guy. Dagfinn Heyerdahl. He used to be with Norse Heritage Foundation." Norse Heritage Foundation…

— Ilona Andrews

I never wanted to accept the position of the observer who is not involved in the situation. The technique and the aesthetics…

— Antoine D'Agata

Drunk man:red solo cup you myyyy friend...zzzzz -----the next day---- hangover man: red solo cup you fuck...zzzz -----clean up day----- man: oh…

— MrAwesome

Don't worry, I keep your privacy :p

— Aldyna Threesya

I didn't text you...but Vodka texted you.

— Anonymous

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

— Jersey Shore

Getting drunk after a hard day of being sober.

— Anonymous

After math of a good time!...X.x

— Tim Walters

A drunk men's words are a sober man's thoughts.

— Kiara Leigh