Being drunk Quote by John Alejandro King Download Open image “Not only can you fall off the floor, you can land face first on the ceiling.” — John Alejandro King ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Being drunk Intelligence
Aim for the sky and you'll reach the ceiling. Aim for the ceiling and you'll stay on the floor. — Bill Shankly Copy Share Image
There are many ways to fall down, but there's only one way to stand up straight. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
If your ceiling is falling down, don't you call someone in? I apply the same principle to myself. — Carmen Dell'Orefice Copy Share Image
U can fall down but a handy helper comes around an pick u up!!!!!!!!!! — Tamyalashea@yahoocom Copy Share Image
Falling down doesn't matter, even if you do it a hundred times. All that matters is that you get up again. — Rachel Hollis Copy Share Image
There's a famous saying: If 99% was good enough, gravity wouldn't work for 14 minutes every day. I did the calculation, and it's actually… — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
I'm all for one-world government, assuming we can find a world. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
A double standard is a scandal. A single standard is an atrocity. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
Wait, the Jesus lizard is the lizard that runs on top of the water, not the lizard that shoots blood out of its eyes?… — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
Let everyone sweep in front of his own door, and the whole world will be dusty. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
In the highly unlikely event he survived the drastic changes in the ratio of his volume to his surface area, by approximately the 8th… — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
America has never lost a war. We just misplaced a couple temporarily. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
Being drunk leads smart people to do stupid things, which is what is so interesting. — Kit Williamson Copy Share Image
I had VODKA with WATER, I got DRUNK. I had WHISKY with WATER, I got DRUNK I had RUM with WATER, I got DRUNK.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you are drunk if you swerve to miss a tree than realize it is the air freshener hanging from your mirror. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't have any interest in going out to clubs. I love people, and I love socializing, I just don't have any interest in… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
No matter how drunk you actually get.. there's always that small part inside of you that knows EXACTLY what you're doing. — Christine Ramkran Copy Share Image
Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say milk gives u strength. Drink three glasses and try moving a wall. You can't. Drink three shots of vodka and it moves… — Anonymous Copy Share Image