As thou stoneth the martyr, so thou martyreth the stone. — John Alejandro King Irony Copy Share Image
Flies escape from the mouth that says 'A closed mouth gathers no flies.' — John Alejandro King Flies Copy Share Image
Post-traumatic stress syndrome is going to be a nice change of pace. — John Alejandro King Change Copy Share Image
A double standard is a scandal. A single standard is an atrocity. — John Alejandro King Crime Copy Share Image
Not only can you fall off the floor, you can land face first on the ceiling. — John Alejandro King Being drunk Copy Share Image
We live in an era in which change occurs so rapidly that en cualquier momento hasta nuestro idioma puede cambiar. — John Alejandro King Change Copy Share Image
I said: Please find attached. I never said there was an attachment. — John Alejandro King Attached Copy Share Image
You don't drink to drown your sorrows, you drink to give them mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. — John Alejandro King Drink Copy Share Image
When Jesus told us to love one another, He never said we had to like it. — John Alejandro King Humor Copy Share Image
The puppeteer pulls the puppet's strings. The puppet pulls the audience's strings. The audience pulls the puppeteer's strings. — John Alejandro King Reciprocity Copy Share Image
Never be afraid to stand up for what you believe in. If people get angry, you can always pretend you were just… — John Alejandro King Being brave Copy Share Image
Don't tell people 'Tomorrow belongs to those who prepare for it today' today. Prepare today and then tell them tomorrow. — John Alejandro King Advice Copy Share Image
To get a sense of what the real world of espionage is like, imagine the James Bond Theme performed by a junior… — John Alejandro King Espionage Copy Share Image
Alcohol has taken from me relationships, career opportunities, my self-respect ... and God only knows what other terrible, hurtful things. — John Alejandro King Alcohol Copy Share Image
Wait, the Jesus lizard is the lizard that runs on top of the water, not the lizard that shoots blood out of… — John Alejandro King Lizard Copy Share Image
After fifteen years in an abusive relationship, I finally found the courage to tell myself to get the hell out of my… — John Alejandro King Abusive Copy Share Image
The mightiest of weapons is truth. And everyone knows you're not permitted to enter a Government building with a weapon. — John Alejandro King Government Copy Share Image
In the highly unlikely event he survived the drastic changes in the ratio of his volume to his surface area, by approximately… — John Alejandro King Change Copy Share Image
There's a famous saying: If 99% was good enough, gravity wouldn't work for 14 minutes every day. I did the calculation, and… — John Alejandro King Every day Copy Share Image
