If it can be prepared for, it isn't the worst. — John Alejandro King Preparing for the worst Copy Share Image
There's a famous saying: If 99% was good enough, gravity wouldn't work for 14 minutes every day. I did the calculation, and… — John Alejandro King Every day Copy Share Image
I'm all for one-world government, assuming we can find a world. — John Alejandro King Politics Copy Share Image
A double standard is a scandal. A single standard is an atrocity. — John Alejandro King Crime Copy Share Image
Wait, the Jesus lizard is the lizard that runs on top of the water, not the lizard that shoots blood out of… — John Alejandro King Lizards Copy Share Image
Let everyone sweep in front of his own door, and the whole world will be dusty. — John Alejandro King Consequences Copy Share Image
In the highly unlikely event he survived the drastic changes in the ratio of his volume to his surface area, by approximately… — John Alejandro King Change Copy Share Image
America has never lost a war. We just misplaced a couple temporarily. — John Alejandro King America Copy Share Image
Never be afraid to stand up for what you believe in. If people get angry, you can always pretend you were just… — John Alejandro King Being brave Copy Share Image
You can tell a lot about a person by what they think you can tell a lot about a person by. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
The puppeteer pulls the puppet's strings. The puppet pulls the audience's strings. The audience pulls the puppeteer's strings. — John Alejandro King Reciprocity Copy Share Image
I said: Please find attached. I never said there was an attachment. — John Alejandro King Communication Copy Share Image
Don't tell people 'Tomorrow belongs to those who prepare for it today' today. Prepare today and then tell them tomorrow. — John Alejandro King Advice Copy Share Image
God gave us two ears and only one mouth for a reason: so we would learn to speak up! — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
The mightiest of weapons is truth. And everyone knows you're not permitted to enter a Government building with a weapon. — John Alejandro King Government Copy Share Image
The saying 'Curiosity killed the cat' isn't an argument for not being curious, it's an argument for not being a cat. — John Alejandro King Curiosity Copy Share Image
