Humor Quote by John Alejandro King Download Open image “No hurry. Take all the time you have.” — John Alejandro King ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Patience Time
What's your hurry? There is nothing up ahead that's any better than it is right here. — Mark Richardson Copy Share Image
There's a famous saying: If 99% was good enough, gravity wouldn't work for 14 minutes every day. I did the calculation, and it's actually… — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
I'm all for one-world government, assuming we can find a world. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
A double standard is a scandal. A single standard is an atrocity. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
Wait, the Jesus lizard is the lizard that runs on top of the water, not the lizard that shoots blood out of its eyes?… — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
Let everyone sweep in front of his own door, and the whole world will be dusty. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
In the highly unlikely event he survived the drastic changes in the ratio of his volume to his surface area, by approximately the 8th… — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
America has never lost a war. We just misplaced a couple temporarily. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
