Damned Quote by John Alejandro King Download Open image “I'm damned if I do, but I'm only darned if I don't.” — John Alejandro King ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Damned Humor Life Wisdom
Even at times when I don't care, I know exactly what I would care about if I did. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
It's a shame that by the time you actually read this, I won't care anymore if you do. — S Riley Copy Share Image
I care when I shouldn't. But that's better than not caring when I should. — Superman Copy Share Image
There's a famous saying: If 99% was good enough, gravity wouldn't work for 14 minutes every day. I did the calculation, and it's actually… — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
I'm all for one-world government, assuming we can find a world. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
A double standard is a scandal. A single standard is an atrocity. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
Wait, the Jesus lizard is the lizard that runs on top of the water, not the lizard that shoots blood out of its eyes?… — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
Let everyone sweep in front of his own door, and the whole world will be dusty. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
In the highly unlikely event he survived the drastic changes in the ratio of his volume to his surface area, by approximately the 8th… — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
America has never lost a war. We just misplaced a couple temporarily. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
Never be afraid to stand up for what you believe in. If people get angry, you can always pretend you were just standing up… — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
“Jonathan Edwards, the dear old soul, who, if his doctrine is true, is now in heaven rubbing his holy hands with glee, as he hears the cries of the damned, preached this doctrine; and he said: 'Can the believing husband in heaven be happy with his unbelieving wife in hell? Can the believing father in heaven be happy with his… — Robert G. Ingersoll Copy Share
“With thousands of roads before us that lead nowhere, going in circles. There really are only two roads we will either travel, one going… — Anthony Liccione Copy Share Image
The most thoroughly and relentlessly Damned, banned, excluded, condemned, forbidden, ostracized, ignore, suppressed, repressed, robbed, brutalized and defamed of all Damned Things is the individual human being. The social engineers, statistician, psychologist, sociologists, market researchers, landlords, bureaucrats, captains of industry, bankers, governors, commissars, kings and presidents are perpetually forcing this Damned Thing into carefully prepared blueprints and perpetually irritated that… — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share
“...,dying seems like the greatest weakness, and in a world where people say you're lazy for not shaving your legs, then being dead seems… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“When I speak of God, I mean that god who prevented man from putting forth his hand and taking also of the fruit of the tree of life that he might live forever; of that god who multiplied the agonies of woman, increased the weary toil of man, and in his anger drowned a world—of that god whose altars reeked… — Robert G. Ingersoll Copy Share
“Therefore, when we neglect to fear such a brittle monstrosity, we render it powerless.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Mephistopheles: Why, this is hell, nor am I out of it. Think'st thou that I, who saw the face of God And tasted the… — Christopher Marlowe Copy Share Image
“I cross my fingers that if a demon dunks me in a vat of boiling lava I'll get thrown together naked with River Phoenix,… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“What makes the earth feel like hell is our expectation that it ought to feel like heaven. Earth is earth. Hell is hell. Now,… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“That's arrogance, Harry. " he said, gently. "On a level so deep, you don't even realize it exists. And do you know why it's there?" "No?" I asked. He smiled again. "Because you have set a higher standard for yourself. You think that, because you have more power than others, you have to do more with it." "To whom much… — Jim Butcher Copy Share
“Not to be too dramatic about it, that night I slept the sleep of the damned. I dreamt of turrets and craggy ledges where the windswept rain blew in from the ocean with the odor of violets. A pale woman in Elizabethan dress stood beside my bed and whispered in my ear that the bells would ring. An old salt… — Alan Bradley Copy Share
“I’m a monster. You’re a monster. We’re all fucking inhuman monsters, and we don’t see a damned thing wrong with it.” — John Scalzi Copy Share Image
