Quote by John Alejandro King Download Open image “The cranial cavity is the shortest bus of all.” — John Alejandro King ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Find the shortest, simplest way between the earth, the hands, and the mouth. — Lanza del Vasto Copy Share Image
I hate buses, they run twice faster when you are after it and too slow when you are in it..!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Plain question and plain answer make the shortest road out of most perplexities. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Luckily you cannot get to the Golden Triangle in a bus. You can only access it on your own two feet! — Arthur Frommer Copy Share Image
Cause my flow's stupid, wheelchair bound, take the small bus all year round. — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
Straight to the money, no short cuts. Now watch me go retarded, yellow short bus. — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
The hand can be quicker than the eye, and the mouth can be quicker than the brain. — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
There's a famous saying: If 99% was good enough, gravity wouldn't work for 14 minutes every day. I did the calculation, and it's actually… — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
I'm all for one-world government, assuming we can find a world. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
A double standard is a scandal. A single standard is an atrocity. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
Wait, the Jesus lizard is the lizard that runs on top of the water, not the lizard that shoots blood out of its eyes?… — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
Let everyone sweep in front of his own door, and the whole world will be dusty. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
In the highly unlikely event he survived the drastic changes in the ratio of his volume to his surface area, by approximately the 8th… — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
America has never lost a war. We just misplaced a couple temporarily. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
