If I *don't* love something, is it still OK to set it free? — John Alejandro King Confused love Copy Share Image
After fifteen years in an abusive relationship, I finally found the courage to tell myself to get the hell out of my… — John Alejandro King Abusive relationship Copy Share Image
If a statement begs a question, don't give it one. It's only going to use the question to get alcohol or drugs. — John Alejandro King Truth Seeking Copy Share Image
The Covert Comic isn't like you. The Covert Comic is love you. — John Alejandro King Espionage Copy Share Image
Post-traumatic stress syndrome is going to be a nice change of pace. — John Alejandro King Change Copy Share Image
Flies escape from the mouth that says 'A closed mouth gathers no flies.' — John Alejandro King Irony Copy Share Image
An aphorism and its author aren't joined by a dash, but separated by it. — John Alejandro King Aphorisms Copy Share Image
To get a sense of what the real world of espionage is like, imagine the James Bond Theme performed by a junior… — John Alejandro King High school Copy Share Image
Alcohol has taken from me relationships, career opportunities, my self-respect ... and God only knows what other terrible, hurtful things. — John Alejandro King Alcohol Copy Share Image
Secret 869119. When searching for a terrorist cell, try to remember the last place you used it. — John Alejandro King Humor Copy Share Image
You don't drink to drown your sorrows, you drink to give them mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. — John Alejandro King Drink Copy Share Image
I'd rather have less time than I think, than less think than I have time. — John Alejandro King Thinking Copy Share Image
When the people demand the truth, and those in power respond with silence, why is it assumed that those in power are… — John Alejandro King Truth Copy Share Image
I'd love to change the world, but I can't find a big enough diaper. — John Alejandro King Change the world Copy Share Image
The fact that something is better than sex doesn't mean it's not horrific. — John Alejandro King Humor Copy Share Image
Give me a lever, and I shall move the world (oh, and I'll also need a world). — John Alejandro King Humor Copy Share Image
Not only can you fall off the floor, you can land face first on the ceiling. — John Alejandro King Being drunk Copy Share Image
