Being drunk leads smart people to do stupid things, which is what is so interesting. — Kit Williamson Copy Share Image
I had VODKA with WATER, I got DRUNK. I had WHISKY with WATER, I got DRUNK I had RUM with WATER, I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you are drunk if you swerve to miss a tree than realize it is the air freshener hanging from your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't have any interest in going out to clubs. I love people, and I love socializing, I just don't have any… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
No matter how drunk you actually get.. there's always that small part inside of you that knows EXACTLY what you're doing. — Christine Ramkran Copy Share Image
Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say milk gives u strength. Drink three glasses and try moving a wall. You can't. Drink three shots of vodka and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't need to drink anymore because you not being there is what I was trying to run away from — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me. — Jim Morrison Copy Share Image
When your boyfriend cheats on you. you take someones hat. you make a duck face, and you get drunk. — Delaney Ridnour Copy Share Image
A girl texting you hundreds of miles away saying,I'm drunk. Is like lasagna texting you from Italy saying,I'm delicious. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do people use being drunk as an excuse to make a ass of themselves... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And I, infinitesimal being, drunk with the great starry void, likeness, image of mystery, I felt myself a pure part of the… — Pablo Neruda Copy Share Image
I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When will some of these men learn that there is more to life than hustling, going back and forth to jail, smoking,… — Deshawn Branch Copy Share Image
