Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
It's not pregame'n if you have absolutely nowhere to go & nothing to do afterwards. Thats just simply gettin drunk & being a loser — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Tequila, you were supposed to make me funnier, more self confident, and a better dancer. I saw the video from last… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've spent the better part of the work day being drunk/hungover and I'm pretty sure I'm not fooling anyone with last night's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not only can you fall off the floor, you can land face first on the ceiling. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
Never forget what someone who is drunk says to you because drunk words are sober thoughts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't drink because I have problems or I want to escape. I just love drinking and being drunk. — Richard Harris Copy Share Image
It's Friday. A Girl Can Go To The Bar With R0.00. She Will Come Back Drunk And Having More Than R100.00 — Sabelo Lan Mashabela Copy Share Image
Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
After drinking:-Men talk unnecessarily, become emotional, drive badly, continue thinking, fight 4 nothing, but women can do all these (without drinking). — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
If you're only having fun while you're high or drunk & that's when you're less conscious of your life. Then your life… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does… — Gertrude Stein Copy Share Image
H. L Mencken's Dictionary of the American Language supplies a long list of slang terms for being drunk, but the Irish are… — Bill Barich Copy Share Image
I can make some calls. There is a guy. Dagfinn Heyerdahl. He used to be with Norse Heritage Foundation." Norse Heritage Foundation… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
When you're drunk the truth doesn't come out...you just stop being fake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Meeting someone who is also drunk and immediately becoming best friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Weird like when you spend a weekend not sweaty and drunk in a basement full of garbage. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm pretty sure being overly tired gives off somewhat of the same impression of being drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry sweetie, but no. Alcohol is't an excuse for being a dirty slut. Nice try though. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I spent so much of my younger life drinking, and being drunk makes learning to be a grown-up kind of hard. — Jane Lynch Copy Share Image
Ebay is probably the most dangerous place to hang around after a night of drinking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Weekend Advice: Some of lifes best lessons are learned while watching your drunk friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
