Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after. — Joyce Brothers Copy Share Image
The awful feeling waking up the next day after a night of drinking and having to read those texts you sent during… — Robert Boughter Copy Share Image
An Alcohol Will Preserve Anything But Not A Secret; People Have a Tendency To Talk Too Freely And Become Indiscreet When They… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
Someone would say that he was drunk when he was aware that something or someone did not deserve him. — Aldyna Threesya Copy Share Image
Ladies, there's nothing attractive about a woman being sloppy drunk...stop bragging about it like it's an accomplishment. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someone you don't know:My birthday is today me: no way how old are you? [ walking away] some you don't know: 21… — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
For those of you who don't know what it is, blackout drinking is when your brain goes to sleep, but your body… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you wake up with a hang over and say I'm not drinking anymore...until the following weekend approaches. — Robert Escalante Copy Share Image
Realized today that my life is a vicious cycle of being drunk and/or hungover. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The ' pleasure' of being drunk is obviously the pleasure of escaping from the responsibility of Consciousness. — Ayn Rand Copy Share Image
Two things that only a man cannot hide: that he is drunk and that he is in love. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I can get drunk by your laughter, get high from your touch, But I'm worried I'll overdose on feelings and get hurt… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Weekend Advice: Some of lifes best lessons are learned while watching your drunk friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's Friday. A Girl Can Go To The Bar With R0.00. She Will Come Back Drunk And Having More Than R100.00 — Sabelo Lan Mashabela Copy Share Image
