Being drunk Quote by Anonymous

I'm pretending to be hungover tomorrow so coworkers don't find out I go to bed at 10:30 p.m.

— Anonymous

Let's factor my hangover into today's workload.

— Anonymous

Let's pretend it's a three-day weekend by being too hungover to show up for work Monday.

— Anonymous

Let's rise to the challenge of still being too hungover for work two days after St. Patrick's Day.

— Anonymous

I snuck a bunch of booze into work today, using my stomach.

— Orebela Gbenga

I had to take my makeup off at work every night. I wasn't allowed to do it at home because my mom said that…

— Jodie Foster

For my most of my career I've been a falling-down drunk. Most of my interviews were done hungover, and for a while it was…

— Moby

I work all day, and get half-drunk at night,

— Philip Larkin

I never drink while I'm working, but after a few glasses I get ideas that would never have occurred to me dead sober.

— Irwin Shaw

My boss didn't know I drunk until I came to work sober.

— Kiara Leigh

I've got to be aware of what's going on. I can't drink too much or make a fool of myself.

— Judd Trump

I don't wear makeup when I'm home. I love taking a break from it.

— Colbie Caillat