Being drunk Quote by Jersey Shore

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

— Dean Martin

You got drunk and fell down. I wish I could be like you.

— The Clash

The sky was falling down on me and I spent most of the time drunk. It was the only way I could handle it.

— David Millar

I'm just funnier when I'm drunk. Not falling-down drunk, just drunk enough to lose the self-doubt.

— Doug Stanhope

If you can really laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people will think you're drunk.

— Conan O'Brien

I stayed sober for this?

— Anonymous

You know you're drunk when you fall off the floor.

— Anonymous

You're not DRUNK until u have to grab onto the grass to keep u from falling off the earth

— Joke Guys

Be always drunken. Nothing else matters: that is the only question. If you would not feel the horrible burden of time weighing on your…

— Charles Baudelaire

I was soooo drunk bro! - me using drunkenness to hide the fact that I like to bang fat chicks.

— Nikhil Saluja

I was somewhat drunk with what I had done. And I am always one to prefer being sober.

— Gertrude Stein

For my most of my career I've been a falling-down drunk. Most of my interviews were done hungover, and for a while it was…

— Moby