Quote by The Clash

I liked you better when you were drunk .

— Tom Hardy

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

— Dean Martin

Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.

— Jersey Shore

I'm so sorry I fell down.

— Buster Keaton

The sky was falling down on me and I spent most of the time drunk. It was the only way I could handle it.

— David Millar

I'm just funnier when I'm drunk. Not falling-down drunk, just drunk enough to lose the self-doubt.

— Doug Stanhope

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

— Anonymous

I went from fallen in Love to Drunk and Fallen Apart

— Wale

I m not drunk, m just intoxicated by u,,,

— Dudts

Sometimes I wish I was just a simple drunkard.

— Steven Morrissey

Life is like a drunk person messed up.

— Erika Valdespino

Yes, I'm drunk. But you are beautiful. And tomorrow morning I'll be sober, but you'll still be beautiful.

— Anonymous