Drunk Quote by Conan O'Brien

I'm just funnier when I'm drunk. Not falling-down drunk, just drunk enough to lose the self-doubt.

— Doug Stanhope

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are Laughing WITH you.

— Nikhil Saluja

You know you're drunk when you fall off the floor.

— Anonymous

Never laugh at someone's fall when you are yet to reach the end of your walk.

— Terry Mark

I simply don't know how to act as if I am drunk.

— Rita Tushingham

I hate when people all of a sudden decide to be funny when I am drinking something

— Hussein Nishah

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.

— George Burns

To be fair, I don't get mad when people laugh at me when I fall down.

— Owen Benjamin

You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor

— Gina Gershon

You're not DRUNK until u have to grab onto the grass to keep u from falling off the earth

— Joke Guys

People are disappointed if you're not entertaining and to be entertaining often means to be drunk.

— Matthew Brannon

If you can laugh at yourself, you are going to be fine. If you allow others to laugh with you, you will be great.

— Martin Niemoller