Bombs Quote by Chris Hardwick

I never write jokes, I just try to make myself laugh.

— J. B. Smoove

I like jokes where people don't stop laughing.

— Michael McIntyre

You know, I liken it to - when you write a joke for somebody else, it's like you - you know, like the Wile…

— Neal Brennan

I'd been writing jokes since I was 16, not very good ones though, but I was always trying to make my mates laugh.

— Russell Howard

I'm really bad at writing jokes.

— Glenn Howerton

Jokes have to be quite naked to be understood. They have to be quite simple.

— Kurt Vonnegut

That's hard to write something that makes you laugh out loud.

— Janelle James

For every 15 jokes I write, only one works.

— Deon Cole

People write a lot of similar material. That's why I try to come up with the most absurd jokes.

— Daniel Tosh

As for jokes, I don't think it's necessarily that what I write is funny.

— Peter David

I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're just comedy…

— Ron Shock

The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful.

— Kurt Vonnegut