Always Quote by Russell Howard

I don't do any jokes that old. I might have maybe one or two jokes from high school that I still do.

— Dave Chappelle

I never write jokes, I just try to make myself laugh.

— J. B. Smoove

As a kid, I was always the jokester. I was telling stories at dinner and trying to make people laugh.

— Wyck Godfrey

I've been writing jokes since I'm fifteen. Not out of happiness, but to go to a different place, because reality wasn't good to me.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're just comedy…

— Ron Shock

As for jokes, I don't think it's necessarily that what I write is funny.

— Peter David

I'm really bad at writing jokes.

— Glenn Howerton

I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage.

— David Cross

I was really gifted at being able to construct a joke, but it's like they weren't even memorable, my first jokes, because they were…

— Wanda Sykes

As a kid, I was always the jokester. I was telling stories at dinner and trying to make people laugh. I guess I've always…

— Wyck Godfrey

When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. It was about creating them.

— Paul Merton

For every 15 jokes I write, only one works.

— Deon Cole