The number of old ladies who've beaten me up on TV is absolutely ridiculous. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
But I did break my mum's heart, because I turned down 'Strictly' twice. I just couldn't do it. It's not for me. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
The strange thing about people considering me upbeat is that I'm really not. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
I spent a lot of my childhood sat on a wall thinking, waiting for my mum to pick me up. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
I did a stand-up performance on Conan O'Brian, which was great, but it's not for me. I prefer England. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
I just assume a lot of people hate me. You just have to suck it up. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
I'm really not into technology at all. My brother has to plug the Xbox in for me. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
I'm trying to write a film with my friend. I'd love to get the thrill of speaking actors making my work even funnier. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
I always found it strange, when I went round to other people's houses for tea and that, how strict their parents were. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
It's a bit of a cliche but throughout London, even in places like Notting Hill, you'll see utter luxury alongside council flats - it… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
The British Museum is great for seeing how excellent we were at stealing things. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
If I was to get into Twitter I'd expose myself to people who adore me or people who absolutely hated me. Neither of those… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
There's a club called Headliners in Chiswick where I do a lot of my warmups for tours. For me it's a nice 'big-small' room:… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
Mumbai was magical, which I was really surprised by, and I got an insight into the world of Bollywood while hanging out with some… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
It's just a joy travelling with your job. You get to wander around these interesting cities and then things happen or you observe things… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
