I always found it strange, when I went round to other people's houses for tea and that, how strict their parents were. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
If I was to get into Twitter I'd expose myself to people who adore me or people who absolutely hated me. Neither… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
With Michael Jackson, what I thought was really interesting was the people saying: 'He looked really well in that final video.' I… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
Some people in England only have their wheelie bins collected once a fortnight. Their suffering is unimaginable. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
If you're doing 70 gigs in a tour, there's a lot of responsibility. People need a big night out, and you're providing it. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
I broke my wrist on TV trying to do a one-armed push-up. A lot of people delight in pointing this out to… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
I'm one of the people who actually laughs at everyone else's jokes! — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
Because I don't wear a suit, and have such a horrible boy band face, people assume that I'm not doing satirical material. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
The strange thing about people considering me upbeat is that I'm really not. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
Audiences around the world are all pretty similar. People just rock up and want to have a laugh, although Americans whoop more… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
I find it really weird, when I'm shopping in Tesco, the amount of times I have people like: 'What you doing in… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
I just assume a lot of people hate me. You just have to suck it up. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
I'm not the kind of comic who would try stuff on Twitter, because I have to work up ideas and I can… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
I'm trying to write a film with my friend. I'd love to get the thrill of speaking actors making my work even funnier. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
I always found it strange, when I went round to other people's houses for tea and that, how strict their parents were. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
It's a bit of a cliche but throughout London, even in places like Notting Hill, you'll see utter luxury alongside council flats - it… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
The British Museum is great for seeing how excellent we were at stealing things. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
If I was to get into Twitter I'd expose myself to people who adore me or people who absolutely hated me. Neither of those… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
There's a club called Headliners in Chiswick where I do a lot of my warmups for tours. For me it's a nice 'big-small' room:… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
Mumbai was magical, which I was really surprised by, and I got an insight into the world of Bollywood while hanging out with some… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
It's just a joy travelling with your job. You get to wander around these interesting cities and then things happen or you observe things… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
