I'm one of the people who actually laughs at everyone else's jokes! — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
If the front-page news is a comedian doing a joke that people think is naughty, that proves there's no real news that… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
My life is quite normal and for me it helps with my comedy. If you jump headlong into celebrity life it affects… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
When you are doing stand up, it is the most glorious hour, when you are an X-Men version of yourself, with lasers… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
I've been doing stand-up for 15 years and I've never even been invited to the Comedy Awards! How mental is that? — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
Do you reckon the Queen has ever pulled a blanket up so just her head's showing and gone 'Philip, look at me!… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
I just couldn't do a comedy show about 'The History Of Dinosaurs;' I'd get bored too easily. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
You can make bleak things funny but if you're glib about it, it doesn't work. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
Like most comedians, I have crippling low self-esteem, so I always think that what I've just done is rubbish. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
'Come back here, I'm a police officer!' and I shouted back 'No you're not! You're a monster!' — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
If I were to die of anything vaguely sex-related or had taken Viagra, you just know there'd be headlines of 'Russell How-hard'… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
Everything I experience in life, I put through the sausage-maker that is comedy, and then try to make it funny for others.… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
So my mum bought a jacuzzi, and I was in there along with my father and my sister, when my mother decided… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
The Edinburgh Fringe is a tough beast and you do whatever you can to get through it. But it's really the worst… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
I'm trying to write a film with my friend. I'd love to get the thrill of speaking actors making my work even funnier. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
I always found it strange, when I went round to other people's houses for tea and that, how strict their parents were. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
It's a bit of a cliche but throughout London, even in places like Notting Hill, you'll see utter luxury alongside council flats - it… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
The British Museum is great for seeing how excellent we were at stealing things. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
If I was to get into Twitter I'd expose myself to people who adore me or people who absolutely hated me. Neither of those… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
There's a club called Headliners in Chiswick where I do a lot of my warmups for tours. For me it's a nice 'big-small' room:… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
Mumbai was magical, which I was really surprised by, and I got an insight into the world of Bollywood while hanging out with some… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
It's just a joy travelling with your job. You get to wander around these interesting cities and then things happen or you observe things… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
