Eyes Quote by Russell Howard

I'm trying to write a film with my friend. I'd love to get the thrill of speaking actors making my work even funnier.

— Russell Howard

When you're three, you're into custard, and jumping.

— Russell Howard

I always found it strange, when I went round to other people's houses for tea and that, how strict their parents were.

— Russell Howard

Mum's side of the family are daft, beautiful and brilliant.

— Russell Howard

I'm a bit of a Luddite.

— Russell Howard

Death by rats would be the worst.

— Russell Howard

It's a bit of a cliche but throughout London, even in places like Notting Hill, you'll see utter luxury alongside council flats - it…

— Russell Howard

The British Museum is great for seeing how excellent we were at stealing things.

— Russell Howard

If I was to get into Twitter I'd expose myself to people who adore me or people who absolutely hated me. Neither of those…

— Russell Howard

There's a club called Headliners in Chiswick where I do a lot of my warmups for tours. For me it's a nice 'big-small' room:…

— Russell Howard

Mumbai was magical, which I was really surprised by, and I got an insight into the world of Bollywood while hanging out with some…

— Russell Howard

It's just a joy travelling with your job. You get to wander around these interesting cities and then things happen or you observe things…

— Russell Howard