Comedy Quote by Russell Howard

“You ate the police?! I exclaimed.”

— Cynthia Leitich Smith

“When I learned the identity of one of the police officers that had been harassing me, I was truly shocked!”

— Steven Magee

“Its own police, I’m told!”

— C.S. Lewis

“Police, you under arrest!”

— Robert Lipsyte

“Officer down. Officer down." "I'm an officer now, am I? That's insult to injury.”

— J.D. Robb

“Never run away from an armed police officer, no matter how bad they are treating you!”

— Steven Magee

“I told the officer, “If you ever make another report like that, sir, I’ll throw you over the side!”

— William F. Halsey

“Let’s pretend it is a threat, because you need to understand that the other officers aren’t keeping me safe from you; they’re keeping you…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

“Officer!” Samuel Briggs pivoted neatly on his heel, seeking the owner of the voice shouting at him. A dozen people littered the sidewalk, coming…

— A.M. Arthur

“Hello Mr Police Officer, I know enough about police misconduct to regard you as a bully.”

— Steven Magee

“We're not going anywhere with you," Gabriel said. "But I am a police officer-" "Yes, sir. I know," Gabriel said with put-on politeness. "But…

— Elisa Nader

“Officer After leaned across the seat toward me - which, under the circumstances, made me start back. 'I'm sorry I'm not allowed to beat…

— Jennifer Echols