Comedy Quote by Russell Howard

Jacuzzis always relax me.

— Rev. Run

“A large boiling pot of water is not a Jacuzzi. Still, I think you should jump in.”

— Jarod Kintz

I tell myself every day I love my Jacuzzi, I love my marble floors, I love my high ceilings.

— DJ Khaled

Mum was nuts - you'd get a bucket of water over you if you refused to get out of bed.

— Phil Taylor

In our house, my mum was the funny one.

— Lenny Henry

“Rub-a-dub-dub. Mother Mary in the tub.”

— L.T. Vargus

Me and my mum were really close. She'd come to all my football games; she was the one who was always there. If it…

— Fran Kirby

“my mom and dad came into my room, and even though it was really not big enough for all three of us, they lay…

— John Green

I rang my mother to thank her for giving birth to me and she said, "What choice had I? You were in there, how…

— Marian Keyes

We never had a bathtub. Mom would bathe me in the wooden or tin washtub in the kitchen, or in a big lard can.

— Ethel Waters

“My mother came into the kitchen. “Whose car is that parked in front of our house?” “That’s Stephanie’s new car,” Grandma said. “Isn’t it…

— Janet Evanovich

“Rain is a nudist’s shower, and I want a bathtub the size of a lake. Then we could make love like your parents did…

— Jarod Kintz