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Mother and grandmother Quote by Janet Evanovich

“My mother came into the kitchen. “Whose car is that parked in front of our house?” “That’s Stephanie’s new car,” Grandma said. “Isn’t it a pip?” One of my mother’s eyebrows raised in question. “Two new cars? Where are these cars coming from?” “Company cars,” I said. “Oh?” “Anal sex is not…” quote by Janet Evanovich
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““My mother came into the kitchen. “Whose car is that parked in front of our house?” “That’s Stephanie’s new car,” Grandma said. “Isn’t it a pip?” One of my mother’s eyebrows raised in question. “Two new cars? Where are these cars coming from?” “Company cars,” I said. “Oh?” “Anal sex is not involved,” I told her. My mother and grandmother both gasped. “Sorry,” I said. “It just slipped out.” “I thought only homosexual men did anal sex,” Grandma said. “Anybody with an anus can do it,” I told her. “Hmm,” she said. “I got one of them.””

Janet Evanovich

About This Quote

Source Novel: One for the Money, 1994

A humorous misunderstanding about anal sex reveals generational gaps and assumptions about sexuality.

In simple terms: A funny mix‑up shows age‑related sexual misconceptions.

Key Takeaway

Challenge assumptions with humor.

Themes

humor sexuality generational misunderstanding family dynamics

Mood

lighthearted playful

Type

comedic social commentary

When to use this quote

  • family dinner
  • social gathering
  • teaching moments

Key Concepts

communication stereotypes

Questions to Reflect On

  • Why do we assume certain sexual acts are exclusive?
  • How can humor ease awkward topics?
A Different Perspective

May offend some readers.

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