Grandma Quote by Janet Evanovich

“Sally put his gun back in his pants. "Guess I flunked the estrogen test." We all stared at his crotch, and Grandma said what…

— Janet Evanovich

“Oh my God, you're huge." She struggled to get her hands to the ends of the long sleeves. The garment hung to her knees.…

— Krystal Shannan

“Okay ladies...at this point of the story I have to stop and point out that size really does matter.”

— Jessica Ingro

“You had no complaints the other night. In fact, I remember you commenting on my massive size.” “Girth is more important to me, and…

— Leta Blake

“She was a slightly built woman, narrow of hip. He was not a small man.”

— Catherine Anderson

“Her eyes widened, convinced by the size of it that his shaft was fully erect. She blinked several times. No, she was wrong. The…

— Michelle M. Pillow

“My Mothers Gift of Courage To Me Were Both Large and Small.”

— Maya Angelou

“Ooh ho!” he says. “In such a small boat? Tonto!” Fool. “It’s not so small, it’s my whole house.” The old man gestures toward…

— Steven Callahan

“I said, "There's ditches his size, too.”

— Daniel Woodrell

“How about Oversized Dickhead?” He shrugged. “Didn’t hear you complaining about my oversized—” She shot to her feet, jostling the table. “Can I speak…

— Tessa Bailey

“I was thinking this was a great teaching moment, where they'd finally come to see that even something teeny-tiny can be big enough.”

— Dee Williams

“Matter of fact, when it came to manscaping, all he had was a dark stripe that ran between his belly button and his... You…

— J.R. Ward