Fart Quote by Janet Evanovich Download Open image “Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?” — Janet Evanovich ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fart Grandma Said Sneak Sometimes
Next time you fart, turn to the nearest person and say, Did you hear that asshole talk shit behind my back? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Dear person sitting next to me, just because I didnt hear you fart doesnt mean you didn't sincerly the only other person in the… — Unkown Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you fart and your friend says I think one of the dogs just farted. — Lexi Lou Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you fart in front of someone you don't know and they hear it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother… — Graham Chapman Copy Share Image
Omfg xD soo I farted this morning.. and my mom said it was like a fart bubble.. xD cuz I farted then I went… — Patience Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you see someone coming your way after you've just farted. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
“His pager beeped, and he looked at the readout. “I have to get back to Deal. Do you have any secret weapons in your… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You gonna take the case?" It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of." You're gonna have a devil of a time finding… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Are we fighting?" I asked Morelli. "No. Were discussing." "Are you sure?" "Am I yelling?" Morelli asked. "Is my face purple? Are the cords… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“changed expression. Wariness, maybe. I felt a body move so close it was skimming my own, and a warm hand protectively settled at the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Mooner was walking around laying his hands on the cars, divining karma. "this is it", he said, standing by a small khaki-colored jeep."this car… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Ranger was waiting. He was dressed in black slacks, a form-fitting black T-shirt, and a black blazer.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Way back before the 'Alex Barnaby' series was first published, we were talking with Dark Horse then about making it into a graphic novel… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“He wears jeans, untucked shirts, and a Glock 19, and he has a big shaggy dog named Bob.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Many individuals spend a considerable portion of their lifetimes in terror of one imagined catastrophe or another. The classic is that your immortal soul… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — Carl Barron Copy Share Image
Since Jesus was human then he most assuredly farted and burped. And if God did create us in God's image then God must fart… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
“I'll meet you outside," I said. No way was I actually doing to shout 'I have to pee' at the top of my lungs.” — Stella Lennon Copy Share Image
“I wanted to stop peeing but couldn't, of course. Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Stop it. If you say sorry one more time I'm gonna go find something of yours and pee on it, I swear.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“He thinks about it for a moment. "All right. I'll go firts" He takes a deep breath. Do you know what a bidet is?… — Jamie Ponti Copy Share Image
“What the hell do you know? You don’t understand what Hollywood wants. I need to be skinny.” “Okay. Okay. How about a salad?” “No!… — Elise Sax Copy Share Image
I'm never going to write fart jokes, because I feel like I have a responsibility to the audience to give them good stuff. I… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
Get out of bed to pee or stay in bed where I'm comfortable? Just another one of life's many tough decisions.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are more microbes per person than the entire population of the world. Imagine that. Per person. This means that if the time scale… — Alan Bennett Copy Share Image
