Awkward moment Quote by Lexi Lou

That awkward moment when you see someone coming your way after you've just farted.

— Green Monk

Im not the type of bitch to get all serious and shit, but I just farted.

— Patience

I always just farted.

— Nikhil Saluja

My 'friend' just farted in the car and locked the windows on me. How was your night?

— Jason Kennedy

There are too many people writing about whether they just farted or not.

— Mick Hucknall

That Awkward Moment when your fart out loud in public

— InFinity

That awkward moment when you fart in the library.

— Anonymous

That funny moment when you fart silently and when people realises that someone did fart, you look at the most fattest guy with disgust.

— Evan Ceaser

That awkward moment when you fart in front of someone you don't know and they hear it.

— Anonymous

It would be nice if people said, God bless you not just when you sneezed but also when you farted.

— Demetri Martin

This is my I farted facee CX

— Patience

“standing in front of a creeper. I turned round and farted at it, the traditional creeper greeting. A fart is about as close as…

— Diary Wimpy

Admit it, you've farted & blamed it on somebody else before.

— Anonymous

Since Jesus was human then he most assuredly farted and burped. And if God did create us in God's image then God must fart…

— Sherman Alexie

My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts.

— Carl Barron