Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““A large boiling pot of water is not a Jacuzzi. Still, I think you should jump in.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Boil your drinking water, and drink the water surrounding you in your bathtub.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Can you imagine how many people got laid in here?" Abby said, walking to the other side of the Jacuzzi.” — J.C. Henderson Copy Share Image
“when they’re about to hang you, ask for a glass of water. You never know what might happen before they bring it.” — Andrzej Sapkowski Copy Share Image
“The world may be falling to pieces, but at least the lot of us can have a bath.” — Kristin Cashore Copy Share Image
“I shut the door and turned to my task. How hard could it be to boil bathwater? I’d watched an episode of Little House… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“Just don’t drink the Kool-Aid,” sniggered Chuck, nodding toward the hot tub. He leaned down and” — Matthew Mather Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
