Comedy Quote by Deon Cole

I only have eight jokes, but I can do 'em over a two-hour period of time.

— Ron Shock

I never write jokes, I just try to make myself laugh.

— J. B. Smoove

Only one in four jokes ever works, and I still can't predict what people will laugh at.

— Steven Wright

I'm really bad at writing jokes.

— Glenn Howerton

Writing your own jokes, you just kind of keep working on something until you think it might work, and then you try it out…

— Aziz Ansari

I try to write jokes but when I've written about four I run out. Writing my show is a very lonely place.

— Tim Key

I'd been writing jokes since I was 16, not very good ones though, but I was always trying to make my mates laugh.

— Russell Howard

We only ever write jokes that amuse us.

— Jay Chandrasekhar

As for jokes, I don't think it's necessarily that what I write is funny.

— Peter David

Sometimes a joke that's not working is just as hilarious as one that does.

— Deon Cole

I keep cracking jokes a lot.

— Jwala Gutta

I make jokes all the time. I have a different type of sense of humor.

— Uriah Hall