High school Quote by Dave Chappelle

I hope you live to be as old as your jokes.

— Anonymous

I'd been writing jokes since I was 16, not very good ones though, but I was always trying to make my mates laugh.

— Russell Howard

My family joke that I'm really a very senior person who accidentally happens to be 11.

— Adora Svitak

Hell, do I remember the first joke? I was never a jokester.

— Don Rickles

I was never a joke teller. I don't even like jokes, for the most part. I don't like to hear them, and rarely can…

— Ed O'Neill

“Is that another sort of joke?" asked the old man. "You've no excuse for being bored anywhere. When I was your age I had…

— Henry James

I remember the first joke that I made, which went over terribly. I was at my cousin's birthday party in Brooklyn. I was a…

— Zach Woods

I'm a taker in terms of jokes. I love to hear a good joke, but I don't retain jokes. I'm not a good teller…

— Steve Carell

I've never really told jokes. I'm not good at it.

— David E. Kelley

I always loved jokes. It's such a dumb, facile thing to say, but it's true. I remember being a kid and getting those joke…

— Josh Gondelman

I'm still proud of a lot of my jokes when I started.

— Amy Schumer

I like to tell old jokes on stage after about an hour, or an hour and a half. I'll bring those old ones back…

— Gabriel Iglesias