Hey, baby! Stop selling weed, all right, you've got your whole life ahead of you." He goes, "Fuck you, nigga. I got… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I have a very good life, a high quality of life. I have both money and time. No one has that. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I got real important relationships in my life that are very empowering relationships. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that's the only time in my adult life I feel like myself. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
Most of the people around me have a vested interest in how much money I make. You know, so a celebrity could… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
Money is the fuel for choices. Money gives me choices, so it's not nothing, it's something," he continued. "But it's not the… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
Money is the fuel for choices. Money gives me choices, so it's not nothing, it's something. But it's not the end all,… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
You've got to say 'yes' to your destiny. Life's happening right now, look around you. There goes some life. Come on, Mamma,… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
What that’s allowed me to do is have a vantage point about my own life that's accessible to people still. I could… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I have angst in my life, but I'm like anybody. We all have angst in our lives that we pick up and… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
You can become famous but you can't become unfamous. You can become infamous but not unfamous. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
If someone sits and stares at you while you eat, you won't even eat the way you normally do, because it'll make you so… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
The biggest enemy of an artist is apathy... A kid gets killed by the police and I buy a T-shirt and before I can… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I'm happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn't make things easier, but I'm so much better… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
