I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I have all these weird fantasies. Going coast-to-coast on my motorcycle and having random barbecues all over America. No show, no nothing. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I don't want the money. I don't want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
There's a lot of people who don't want anything from me but to laugh and have a good time. You see them… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I would go to work on the show and I felt awful everyday, that's not the way it was. I felt like… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I want to tell my jokes. I want to have time with my children. I want to entertain people. And at one… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
For one year, I want to do this thing where I guest-star on as many television shows as I possibly can. I… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
You can become famous but you can't become unfamous. You can become infamous but not unfamous. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
If someone sits and stares at you while you eat, you won't even eat the way you normally do, because it'll make you so… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
The biggest enemy of an artist is apathy... A kid gets killed by the police and I buy a T-shirt and before I can… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I'm happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn't make things easier, but I'm so much better… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
