Everyone who wants to make it in comedy goes to L.A., so a million comedians fight for time on three stages. If… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you're interested… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
You can become famous but you can't become unfamous. You can become infamous but not unfamous. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
If someone sits and stares at you while you eat, you won't even eat the way you normally do, because it'll make you so… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
The biggest enemy of an artist is apathy... A kid gets killed by the police and I buy a T-shirt and before I can… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I'm happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn't make things easier, but I'm so much better… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
