If someone sits and stares at you while you eat, you won't even eat the way you normally do, because it'll make… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I don't want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they're socially callous. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
If you're Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston, and your marriage is breaking up - that's an awful thing. But to see that… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he's not serious. If he thought he could win he… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that,… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I would go to work on the show and I felt awful everyday, that's not the way it was. I felt like… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
You can become famous but you can't become unfamous. You can become infamous but not unfamous. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
If someone sits and stares at you while you eat, you won't even eat the way you normally do, because it'll make you so… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
The biggest enemy of an artist is apathy... A kid gets killed by the police and I buy a T-shirt and before I can… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I'm happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn't make things easier, but I'm so much better… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
