Everyone who wants to make it in comedy goes to L.A., so a million comedians fight for time on three stages. If… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
At the time, I was reading this Miles Davis book, and he was talking about coming to New York right after he… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I started when I was 14. I figured out that's what I wanted to do when I was 14. Even when I… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they're socially callous. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
My wife asked me once if I weren't a comedian what I would do. I couldn't answer the question. I never imagined… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I've been a comedian since I was fourteen. But I've never really been a CEO. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
You can become famous but you can't become unfamous. You can become infamous but not unfamous. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
If someone sits and stares at you while you eat, you won't even eat the way you normally do, because it'll make you so… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
The biggest enemy of an artist is apathy... A kid gets killed by the police and I buy a T-shirt and before I can… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I'm happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn't make things easier, but I'm so much better… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
