“This was going to be worse than the time I table danced in the diner in high school!” — Kathy Bryson Fairies Copy Share Image
“Everything you’re telling me was just a story, and now it’s real.” — Kathy Bryson Fairy Copy Share Image
“Banks frown when employees torch the home of their principal account holder.” — Kathy Bryson Fairies Copy Share Image
“No one ever said you can’t have world dominance and a little romance too.” — Kathy Bryson Fairy Copy Share Image
“Oh, you’re hardly one to talk. Look where ogling a man got you.” — Kathy Bryson Fairy Copy Share Image
“I am not going to ask that old man if his family home is haunted!” — Kathy Bryson Fairies Copy Share Image
“You didn’t make her sue you, even if you did punch her at that wedding.” — Kathy Bryson Fairy Copy Share Image
“My inner bitch could handle this peon without even breaking a sweat.” — Kathy Bryson Fairies Copy Share Image
“I knew I would lose my job when I accidentally set fire to my best friend’s house.” — Kathy Bryson Best friend Copy Share Image
“I missed the good old days when phones were sturdy enough to be pounded for emphasis.” — Kathy Bryson Fairies Copy Share Image
“He thinks you were trapped in a tree in the 1920s. How is that not crazy?” — Kathy Bryson Fairies-in-the-grass Copy Share Image
“You tell me the dead are coming through a crack in my barn, but I shouldn’t worry?” — Kathy Bryson Fairies Copy Share Image
“This house has enough nooks and crannies for English muffins.” — Kathy Bryson Fairies Copy Share Image
“You pretty much have to take the job since you hit him with the car.” — Kathy Bryson Fairies Copy Share Image
“There’s no way to stand up gracefully when your pants are down around your ankles.” — Kathy Bryson Fairies Copy Share Image
“Turns out there’s a reason smoking is not allowed on construction sites.” — Kathy Bryson Fairies Copy Share Image
