Shakespeare Quotes by Kathy Bryson

“This was going to be worse than the time I table danced in the diner in high school!”

— Kathy Bryson

“Banks frown when employees torch the home of their principal account holder.”

— Kathy Bryson

“Elvis is in the kitchen and he’s making eggs Benedict!”

— Kathy Bryson

“My inner bitch could handle this peon without even breaking a sweat.”

— Kathy Bryson

“Maybe you’re worried that I won’t seduce you?”

— Kathy Bryson

“I’ve worked with freshmen that were easier than this.”

— Kathy Bryson

“I missed the good old days when phones were sturdy enough to be pounded for emphasis.”

— Kathy Bryson

“He thinks you were trapped in a tree in the 1920s. How is that not crazy?”

— Kathy Bryson

“You tell me the dead are coming through a crack in my barn, but I shouldn’t worry?”

— Kathy Bryson

“This house has enough nooks and crannies for English muffins.”

— Kathy Bryson

“You pretty much have to take the job since you hit him with the car.”

— Kathy Bryson

“Elvis is the soul of discretion.”

— Kathy Bryson

“There’s no way to stand up gracefully when your pants are down around your ankles.”

— Kathy Bryson

“Turns out there’s a reason smoking is not allowed on construction sites.”

— Kathy Bryson