I almost think of nerd brains as rattlesnake venom; like, you can milk it. You can milk the pulpy venom out of… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
I honestly think hipsters eat with their assholes because they consume everything wrong. — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
I think doing the podcast may have been one of the best career decisions I've ever made in my life. — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
I think being an outcast is what sort of strengthens the nerd movement, because you're isolated, so you have time. — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
We just make stuff that we think is funny and fun, and I think that's the most you can do. I think… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
When you first start working, you take whatever job is offered, because you have to build your resume. But you don't think… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
I think the mistake a lot of people make with new media is they just focus on one thing. But any one… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
I think when I look out and I see there's so much negativity in the world and a lot of people are… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
I feel like being nerd is not about the superficial quality; it's about how nerds approach life. It's much more emotional and… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
I made a lot of changes in my life between my twenties and thirties, and it all sort of revolves around how… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
Steve Martin said that philosophy is good for comedy because it screws up your thinking just enough, and I agree with that.… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
I think people have this stereotypical idea in their head of what a nerd is. People have said to me before, "You're… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
I just feel like, for me personally, there's just been so much election fatigue, and while I think it was very important… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
Do you think Patrick Swayze now goes up behind people in pottery classes and hugs them just to crack up other ghosts? — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
I think some of what makes it a good podcast is that it's organic. It doesn't feel forced. If we can say… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
Comment threads are the new therapy for people. They just go and post the worst things they can think of because they… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
I think for a lot of people, bowling is sort of a joke. But I love it, and it means a lot… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
I think because we're ourselves, we tend to think we're unique. 'I have problems that are just specific to me.' Then you… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
Any nerd who grew up around the time that I did, BBC programming was a treasure chest for us. — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
Our mandate at Nerdist is that we only get involved with nice people around things that we love. We have the luxury of being… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
There's a lot of laughing on a horror movie set. They're magical in that way. — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
I think people have this stereotypical idea in their head of what a nerd is. People have said to me before, "You're not a… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
The difference being that a nerd would wear a D&D shirt because he loves D&D while a hipster would wear a D&D shirt because… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
I would say that nerds, as a rule, are much more sexually active than the average person. There's a lot of anxiety and stress… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
We will continue to address things, but in as much as I want to talk about politics as they are related to social media,… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
Steve Martin said that philosophy is good for comedy because it screws up your thinking just enough, and I agree with that. Being forced… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
There are certain parts of a classic nerd's brain that can destroy that person - obsessing about things to the detriment of everything else… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
If I wasn't acting or doing stand-up, I would be in animation. Or if I had the discipline I might studies physics. — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
Every time I finish a record, it's sort of feels like, "I can't believe that I'm hanging out and having a conversation, and people… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
A lot of people complain in the year 2003 that it's not the world of tomorrow as foreseen in the 1950s. 'Where are the… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
