Doubt Quote by Doug Stanhope

If you can really laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people will think you're drunk.

— Conan O'Brien

You know you're drunk when you fall off the floor.

— Anonymous

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.

— George Burns

For my most of my career I've been a falling-down drunk. Most of my interviews were done hungover, and for a while it was…

— Moby

You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor

— Gina Gershon

It amused me to think that one can tell the truth when one is drunk and nobody will believe it.

— Francoise Sagan

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

— Anonymous

Being drunk doesn't change who you are, it reveals it.

— Anonymous

When you're drunk the truth doesn't come out...you just stop being fake.

— Anonymous

I'm brighter when I'm not drunk; when I'm drunk, I lose part of my IQ.

— Gaspar Noe

“So you're a comedian," he said. "Tell me something funny." "Okay. The great thing about being an alcoholic is that when you're bored at…

— Chelsea Handler

I'm drunk but truthful.

— Anonymous