Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thank you drunk dude standing next to me. I didn't plan on being soaked in beer but now that you mention it,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's Get Drunk And Tell Each Other Everything We're Too Afraid To Say Sober — Drunk People Copy Share Image
It's because you aren't thinking very clearly tonight." "I know. Being Drunk is weird." "Oh my god. I love you so much.… — Jessica Sorensen Copy Share Image
There are three things that are scary to watch the morning after drinking: own face, purse and list of outgoing calls :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I loved the full heat of being drunk, like I was made of melting chocolate and spreading in all directions. — Leslie Jamison Copy Share Image
When the time I kissed you, I didn't mean it.. Then ALCOHOL made me do it :) So don't expect too much.. :) — Mega Copy Share Image
I never wanted to accept the position of the observer who is not involved in the situation. The technique and the aesthetics… — Antoine D'Agata Copy Share Image
Drunk man:red solo cup you myyyy friend...zzzzz -----the next day---- hangover man: red solo cup you fuck...zzzz -----clean up day----- man: oh… — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get… — CharismaticsPresidentSarj Copy Share Image
If someone opens a glorious Scotch or a bottle of wine, it's no more than a whimsy, but after nearly 40 years… — Martin Shaw Copy Share Image
As much as I would enjoy being drunk, I think I'd better pass after last night's episode and today's follow-up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drink 3...Glad I'm not driving, I think my driver need a designated driver!! — C Williams Copy Share Image
Tagging your friends in hot photos of them being drunk because you're a top mate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drunk text me. text me when the music is loud and there are girls dancing around you and youre not quite coherent… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To make marijuana against the law is like saying God mad a mistake. I mean, drunk people run stop signs, high people… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's drink! When we get drunk, all is done,but when it's over,it will be the same.... — Gracesel Collado Copy Share Image
