Sorry sweetie, but no. Alcohol is't an excuse for being a dirty slut. Nice try though. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's Get Drunk And Tell Each Other Everything We're Too Afraid To Say Sober — Drunk People Copy Share Image
I'm pretty sure being overly tired gives off somewhat of the same impression of being drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Weird like when you spend a weekend not sweaty and drunk in a basement full of garbage. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Tequila, you were supposed to make me funnier, more self confident, and a better dancer. I saw the video from last… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's not pregame'n if you have absolutely nowhere to go & nothing to do afterwards. Thats just simply gettin drunk & being a loser — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And I, infinitesimal being, drunk with the great starry void, likeness, image of mystery, I felt myself a pure part of the… — Pablo Neruda Copy Share Image
After drinking:-Men talk unnecessarily, become emotional, drive badly, continue thinking, fight 4 nothing, but women can do all these (without drinking). — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
The awful feeling waking up the next day after a night of drinking and having to read those texts you sent during… — Robert Boughter Copy Share Image
When the time I kissed you, I didn't mean it.. Then ALCOHOL made me do it :) So don't expect too much.. :) — Mega Copy Share Image
I don't have any interest in going out to clubs. I love people, and I love socializing, I just don't have any… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
It's Friday. A Girl Can Go To The Bar With R0.00. She Will Come Back Drunk And Having More Than R100.00 — Sabelo Lan Mashabela Copy Share Image
If someone opens a glorious Scotch or a bottle of wine, it's no more than a whimsy, but after nearly 40 years… — Martin Shaw Copy Share Image
Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Never forget what someone who is drunk says to you because drunk words are sober thoughts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you're drunk the truth doesn't come out...you just stop being fake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lets get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being tired is worse than being drunk, I speak my mind to much when I'm tired. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drink 3...Glad I'm not driving, I think my driver need a designated driver!! — C Williams Copy Share Image
Weekend Advice: Some of lifes best lessons are learned while watching your drunk friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
