It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does… — Gertrude Stein Copy Share Image
If you're only having fun while you're high or drunk & that's when you're less conscious of your life. Then your life… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
The ' pleasure' of being drunk is obviously the pleasure of escaping from the responsibility of Consciousness. — Ayn Rand Copy Share Image
Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after. — Joyce Brothers Copy Share Image
As much as I would enjoy being drunk, I think I'd better pass after last night's episode and today's follow-up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ladies, there's nothing attractive about a woman being sloppy drunk...stop bragging about it like it's an accomplishment. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someone would say that he was drunk when he was aware that something or someone did not deserve him. — Aldyna Threesya Copy Share Image