Being drunk Quote by Anonymous

I wasn't that drunk, Dude you asked your girlfriend if she was single!.

— Anonymous

Sexy, no alcoholic, but she drink like a toilet. Told her do me a favor and put your mouth on this faucet.

— Young Jeezy

Ladies, there's nothing attractive about a woman being sloppy drunk...stop bragging about it like it's an accomplishment.

— Anonymous

I got drinks on chill, my bedroom huge. I knock her lights out, I blow her fuse.

— Lil Wayne

I was about one drink away from my limit, In came a black dress with a black body in it, She looked so timid,…

— Aceyalone

Ever Looked Back At Your Ex¥ And Asked Yourself- - Was I Drunk In The Entire Relationship ?_ ;) :-p

— Karal

Girls like me more sober.

— Mod Sun

My girlfriend asked me to make her feel special...so I gave her a helmet and crayons.

— Anonymous

YOU EVER BEEN SO DRUNK AND THOUGHT YOU WERE IN A GIRLS BATHROOM TO PISS AND WENT HER CLOSET AND PISSED ON HER SHOES!!…

— Mike Epps

I was drunk in love while she was sober and cheating

— Dumisani Bafana

I promised to always bring up a glass of water to her before we go to bed, and she promised to never let me…

— Fred Savage

Suddenly the drunken sweetheart appeared out of my door. She drank a cup of ruby wine and sat by my side. Seeing and holding…

— Rumi