Being drunk Quote by Anonymous

Drugs and alcohol are never the answer. Unless someone asked me, What are you doing this weekend?

— Green Monk

I don't need to get drunk to have a good time... I just need drunk friends!!!!!!!!!

— Shanice Love

And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lay down…

— Jack Handy

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

— Homer Simpson

I don't drink anymore, I don't go up the town and I'm not interested in events and parties.

— Limmy

I'm partying without the booze and drugs.

— Me

I'm in Vegas with a mean hangover. I guess that means I'm having fun.

— Gabriel Iglesias

Ofcourse I'm going to drive, I'm to drunk to walk.

— Kiara Leigh

I'm only an alcoholic on weekends.

— Ambri Bright

This weekend, I suggest that we drink before we go out drinking.

— Buurreezzzyyy

I will drink alcohol socially. That's really on the weekends.

— Romeo Santos

Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.

— Casey Stengel