Being drunk Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I'm drunk and you're still ugly.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Being drunk Funny
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
Alcohol does not make ugly people attractive. It makes it so you could care less that they're ugly. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Yes, I'm drunk. But you are beautiful. And tomorrow morning I'll be sober, but you'll still be beautiful. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not saying you're ugly, I'm just saying you're about 8 beers away from being my type. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being drunk leads smart people to do stupid things, which is what is so interesting. — Kit Williamson Copy Share Image
I had VODKA with WATER, I got DRUNK. I had WHISKY with WATER, I got DRUNK I had RUM with WATER, I got DRUNK.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you are drunk if you swerve to miss a tree than realize it is the air freshener hanging from your mirror. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't have any interest in going out to clubs. I love people, and I love socializing, I just don't have any interest in… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
No matter how drunk you actually get.. there's always that small part inside of you that knows EXACTLY what you're doing. — Christine Ramkran Copy Share Image
Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say milk gives u strength. Drink three glasses and try moving a wall. You can't. Drink three shots of vodka and it moves… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
