Pick up line Quote by Anonymous

Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

— Anonymous

I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.

— Anonymous

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

— Winston Churchill

I'm drunk and you're still ugly.

— Anonymous

Has anyone told you, you are beautiful today? No? I don't see why not, you're beautiful. No wait, beyond beautiful. Have a great day/…

— Jasmine Laura

I m not drunk, m just intoxicated by u,,,

— Dudts

You're a beautiful drunk, daughter. But you're a drunk.

— Raymond Carver

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

— Anonymous

Don't look at me so sorrowfully and so disapprovingly, dearest. I can't be sober and serious - everything looks so rosy and rainbowy to…

— Anonymous

Am I drinking today? Well, put it this way, I'm not not drinking.

— Pete Way

I'm drunk but truthful.

— Anonymous

No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months! Is it…

— Agatha Christie