Funny good morning Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny good morning Life Rest of your life
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yes, I'm drunk. But you are beautiful. And tomorrow morning I'll be sober, but you'll still be beautiful. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One day, you will say it to me again. You will be sober. And you will mean it. — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
If you ask me if I think I will be sober in 24 hours time I can say yes, but in two years I… — Daniel Baldwin Copy Share Image
I don't know whether I will drink again in my life but I didn't drink yesterday, I am not drinking today and I'll try… — Paul Gascoigne Copy Share Image
You will have better tomorrows,only when you stop worrying over all of the wasted yesterdays. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I believe there should be a better way to start each day...instead of waking up every morning... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sadness flies on the wings of the morning, and out of the heart of darkness comes the light. — Jean Giraudoux Copy Share Image
The world is new to us every morning - and every man should believe he is reborn each day — Baal Shem Tov Copy Share Image
Sleeping is my drug, my bed is the dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.. — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you been drinkin jack and coke all morning. she can make you feel high, for the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I avoid that bleak first hour of the working day during which my still sluggish senses and body make every chore a penance. I… — John Kennedy Toole Copy Share Image
